Aaron Thomas May

Before John Johnny Rock was born, his momma cut a deal with the big man upstairs to have sick guitar skills. It was made on two conditions. One: John Johnny could never cut his sweet sweet mullet. And two: John Johnny could never drink anything other than good ol’ sweet tea.

John Johnny was well on his way to becoming a rock ’n’ roll legend, but his wandering eye for women and appetite for high stakes betting get him into a whole heaping load of trouble when John Johnny’s long time rival, Will Willis Williams, lures John Johnny into betting his brand new record deal away.